Written for Stargateland's Five Things Challenge. Both Five Things fics are gen, PG. Total word count for both five things: 2532

FIVE TIMES JOHN SHEPPARD HATED BEING IN ELIZABETH WEIR'S OFFICE mentions events in "Hot Zone," "Trinity," "Conversion," "Sunday," and "Lifeline." Transcript quotes from Gateworld.com.

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FIVE TIMES JOHN SHEPPARD HATED BEING IN ELIZABETH WEIR'S OFFICE and FIVE THINGS RADEK ZELENKA VOWED NEVER TO DO AGAIN… )